64 Funny Would You Rather Questions

Playing Would You Rather questions are a quick easy way to break the ice with someone. If you ever find yourself in a situation where you feel like everybody could bear with loosening up a little, give these questions a go. These Would You Rather questions are selected as the funniest and ridiculous situations ever, so it’s impossible to play this game without cracking a smile!

Here’s a list of the most ridiculous Would You Rather questions, guaranteed to make you not only laugh but also consider the sanity of whoever came up with these scenarios!

Funny Would You Rather Questions

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1. Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?
2. Would you rather always have bad gas or always have really dry mouth?
3. Would you rather be a high school teacher or a clown?
4. Would you rather be forced to dance all day, every day, until you get a perfect score on "Dancing with the Stars", or be forced to eat mashed potatoes until you get a perfect score on "Beat the Chefs"?
5. Would you rather be forced to listen to the same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of your life or forced to watch the same 5 movies on repeat for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of your life or toothpaste for the rest of your life?
7. Would you rather have a time machine or a teleporter?
8. Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat?
9. Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?

10. Would you rather have to use chopsticks every day for the rest of your life or use a fork?

11. Would you rather have to write everything you say out by hand or only be able to speak in rhymes?

12. Would you rather listen to an annoying laugh for a whole day or get tickled for one hour?

13. Would you rather lose the ability to cry or cry every day for 20 minutes randomly?

14. Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast for the rest of your life or have Gaston as your boyfriend?

15. Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle?

16. Would you rather wear a green leprechaun hat every day or fairy wings?

17. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

18. Would you rather be able to control animals or be able to see into the future?

19. Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a skyscraper?

20. Would you rather be famous on the internet or in real life?

21. Would you rather be physically stronger than most people or be able to fly?

22. Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature?

23. Would you rather eat foods that have never been cooked or only eat cooked foods?

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24. Would you rather have a pet tiger or a pet lion?

25. Would you rather have to always wear heavy boots or have to never be able to wear shoes?

26. Would you rather have your books read by a few hundred people or a few million people?

27. Would you rather live in a country with a low cost of living but horrible weather or live in a country with a high cost of living and amazing weather?

28. Would you rather live in reality for the rest of your life or be in the matrix for the rest of your life?

29. Would you rather never have a life without air conditioning or never be able to use deodorant?

30. Would you rather date your best friend or someone you don't know?

31. Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced?

32. Would you rather go a year with no eyelashes or go a year with no eyebrows?

33. Would you rather have five half-sized clones of yourself or one full-sized clone of yourself?

34. Would you rather have a monkey as a pet or a pet chameleon?

35. Would you rather have a face that everyone laughs at or a name that everyone laughs at?

36. Would you rather never be able to shower again or not be able to shave your legs?

37. Would you rather have to shave your head or to have your nose pierced?

38. Would you rather be trapped in a romatic comedy with your enemies or trapped a a horror movie with your friends?

39. Would you rather have a hook for a hand or peg for a leg?

40. Would you rather go one month with only a tank top on or go one month with only a thong on?

41. Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?

42. Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

43. Would you rather grow a ponytail down to your ankles or have a huge Adam's apple?

44. Would you rather date a girl who won't stop talking or date a girl who won't stop texting?

45. Would you rather be in an elevator full of noisy high school students or an elevator full of judgmental middle-aged men?

46. Would you rather have to wear a tuxedo shirt every day for a month or have to wear a tutu every day for a month?

47. Would you rather be someone’s pet goldfish or a wild lizard?

48. Would you rather have your tongue pierced or have a shoulder tattoo?

49. Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it or poop in the bushes in the backyard?

50. Would you rather have to eat only broccoli for the rest of your life or be forced to watch an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians every day?

51. Would you rather be a chicken for one day or a cow for one day?

52. Would you rather always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always get slow internet after the sun goes down?

53. Would you rather have no body hair or no head hair?

54. Would you rather be able to time travel within a certain range or be able to freeze time?

55. Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favourite food one a week?

56. Would you rather only get to work in a helicopter or only get to work on a horse?

57. Would you rather be born without knees or without elbows?

58. Would you rather have a slow car or a fast bike?

59. Would you rather be smart but a total jerk or really sweet but really dumb?

60. Would you rather only be able to communicate with animals or only be able to communicate with people from another country?

61. Would you rather have the ability to read the minds of everyone in the world or to be able to move objects with your mind?

62. Would you rather only be able to wear sweatpants for the rest of your life or only be able to wear suits for the rest of your life?

63. Would you rather have to make a one-minute speech in front of 10,000 people or have to kiss a frog?

64. Would you rather give up social media or eat the same dinner for the rest of your life?