40 Funny Poll Questions

A live poll does not necessarily have to stick to factual topics or be too realistic - you can use your full imagination to think of outlandish, weird, or purely fictional poll questions to serve as great entertainment to your audience!

A funny poll question is one that is humorous and light-hearted, often involving puns or wordplay. Incorporating silly questions into your live polls can be beneficial for everyone. . One of the enjoyable aspects is seeing the humorous responses that your friends and colleagues come up with.

These types of questions can add variety to the flow of your presentation and create a positive atmosphere for your audience. This is especially true if you are presenting to an audience that you are already familiar with. It is also important that the question is clear and easy to understand so that people can easily provide an answer. Additionally, the question should be relevant and interesting to the audience it is being presented to. A good sense of timing is also key, there are questions which are funny at a given time but not so much at another.

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With Super Poll - each poll covers a wide selection of topics and questions that everyone needs to answer to - with results of who voted for what shown afterwards. If you want to add funny and hilarious poll questions, Super Poll allows you to customise it to your liking!

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Funny Open Ended Poll Questions

"What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen someone do in public?"

Ramen
Mushroom Soup
Salad
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Deli Meat

2. "If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?"

Ramen
Mushroom Soup
Salad
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Deli Meat

3. "What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?"

"Flying Penguins"
"Conversation with a talking Pizza"
"Naked School"
"Zombie Wedding"
"Living Underwater"

4. "If animals could talk, which species do you think would be the most annoying?"

Monkeys
Giraffes
Dogs
Snakes
Birds

5. "If you could be any fictional character for a day, who would you choose and why?"

Captain Underpants
Katniss Everdeen
Indiana Jones
Harry Potter
Darth Vader

Funny Multiple Choice Poll Questions

6. What's the best way to start a day?

With a cup of coffee
With a nice warm shower
With a cold beer
With a snooze button

7. What's your favourite way to procrastinate?

Browsing the internet
Cleaning the house
Watching TV
Eating snacks

8. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done for love?

Dressed up in a silly costume
Sung a love song in public
Written a love letter
Confessed in a crowded public environment
Write a romance novel self-inserting yourself and who you had feelings for as the couple

9. What's your preferred mode of transportation?

Car
Train
Plane
Unicorn
Teleportation

10. What's the best way to relax after a long day?

Reading a book
Taking a bath
Playing video games
Doing a dance party in your living room

Funny Q&A Poll Questions

11. If you could only watch one TV show for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

The Simpsons
The Office
Saturday Night Live
Bob's Burgers

12. What's the most bizarre thing you've ever eaten?

Spiders
Natto
Durian
Elk
Kangaroo Meat

13. What's the worst pickup line someone has used on you?

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
"Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one."
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw."

14. If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be?

The ability to turn invisible for 0.5 seconds every hour.
Ability to create a tiny spark every time you snap your fingers.
Make inanimate objects glow in the dark for 10 minutes a day.
The power to make plants grow 1mm taller every time you whistle a tune.
The ability to make your voice sound 10% more robotic every time you shout.

15. What's the most ridiculous reason you've ever had for being late to something?

"My cat unplugged the alarm clock."
"I got lost on the way to my own house."
"I was stuck in traffic caused by a herd of goats blocking the road."
"I accidentally fell asleep in the shower."
"I couldn't find my other shoe."

More Funny Poll Questions to Ask Team Members

16. What's the worst haircut you could possibly get?

Shaved Bald
Mohawk
Mullet
Bowl Cut
Ponytail

17. Good News! You have the opportunity to live forever, but you must be one age for the rest of your life. Which age would you choose?

17 years old - I want to be forever young
21 years old - I want to live my peak age forever
10 years old - living an infinite, carefree childhood is the best
55 years old - right in the middle is perfect for me
30 years old - the age before everything starts to unfold into a mid-life crisis, this is the ideal point

18. What's the most embarrassing thing in your room right now?

High school yearbook
Old, worn-out stuffed animal
Poster of my childhood crush
Letters I wrote to myself
No comment

19. If you were a type of food, what would you be and why?

Sushi rolls - I love the mix of flavors and textures.
Pizza - its a classic comfort food that brings people together.
A salad - I value health and wellness
Ramen - warm, comforting, and complex in flavor.
Chocolate cake - we both bring joy to people's lives.

20. What's the most ridiculous excuse you've ever used to get out of doing something?

I have to wash my hair tonight.
I'm allergic to [insert food or activity here].
My phone died and I couldn't find a charger.
I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
I slept in and didn't realise a whole day passed

21. What's the worst fashion trend you've ever followed?

Multiple polo shirts with popped collars.
Low-rise jeans
Fanny Packs
Top Hats
Bright, fluorescent fitness gear

22. You are forced to listen to one song on repeat - what song would you be happy to endure?

'Numa Numa'
500 Miles by The Proclaimers
The theme song to 'Friends'
Supermarket/mall ambient music
Songs from Sesame Street

23. What's the worst gift you've ever received?

Gift Card
Gym Membership (that I never used)
A personalized item with someone else's name on it.
B-Movie DVD
Out-of-season T-shirt

24. You have to wear one colour for the rest of your life - what will it be?

Red
Pink
Black
White
Green

25. What's the most ridiculous thing you could do to impress someone?

Learn a new dance routine
Open a restaurant featuring all of their favourite foods on the menu
Reenact the 'Love Actually' speech card scene for them
Display their name on an active volcano
A way too intimate rowboat ride

26. You have access to infinite movie tickets, but they only apply to one movie. Which movie could you see forever and ever?

Avengers: Endgame
Lord of the Rings
The Room
The Fast and the Furious series
Avatar

27. What's the most ridiculous nickname you've ever been called?

"Squidward" (because of my big nose)
"Bubbles" (because of my love for bubble tea)
"Jellyfish" (because of my wobbly dance moves)
"Cupcake" (because of my sweet personality)
"Pickle" (because of my love for pickles)

28. If you had to be like Morgan Spurlock and could only eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Buffalo Wild Wings - Let's make everyday 'Bottomless Wings' day
Arby's - They got the meat, and I can live off of it
Denny's - Breakfast 24/7, round the clock? Sounds like my kind of palette
Any all-you-can eat buffet - Infinite choices and international cuisine
Starbucks - If I could have coffee forever, that is perfectly fine for me

29. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever bought?

Gym Membership
USB fan
Something advertised 'As Seen on TV'
Shamwow
One of the 'FlexTape' products

30. If you could only drink one type of beverage for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Coffee
Coca Cola
Milk Tea
Mountain Dew
Orange Juice

31. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done for money?

Sold my old underwear online.
Ate a raw egg for $20.
Participated in a medical study for a week.
Slept in my car for a weekend
Did a TikTok dance challenge in public.

32. If you could choose someone to narrate your life, who would you want to serve as the voiceover?

Morgan Freeman
James Earl Jones
Adam Sandler
Matthew McConaughey
Jack Black

33. What's a ridiculous thing you've ever done for love?

Extended song and dance routine
Hired a billboard with a message proclaiming my love
Extravagant flower/light display
Massive, elaborate cake design
Paid for a banner to be flown around the city with their name on it

34. You can only get around by one means of transport - which one would you choose?

Glider
Bicycle
Scooter
Jetpack
Walking

35. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done to try to fit in?

Changed my accent to sound like everyone else
I Wore clothes that weren't my style to fit in with a group
Pretended to like a certain music genre even though I hated it
Faked interest in a hobby just to be part of a community
Agreed with someone's opinion even though I thought it was absurd

36. Which insect do you find the most frightening?

Spiders
Cockroaches
Centipedes
Bees
Any insects!

37. If you had to pitch one of the following ideas for a business, which one would you pick?

Rent-a-Clown: Hire a clown for any occasion, by the hour or every twenty-four hours.
Pet Rock Emporium: A store that sells rocks as pets, complete with adoption certificates and care instructions.
Celebrity Lookalike Agency: A business that provides real, accurate celebrity lookalikes for any event.
Slogan T-Shirt Shop: A store that sells t-shirts with funny and irreverent slogans. Customers can choose from a variety of designs, including puns, pop culture references, and political statements.
Mobile Bubble Wrap Therapy: Stress relief by popping bubble wrap. The business can be set up in a van or trailer that travels to different locations, or customers can come to a designated location for their bubble wrap therapy session.

38. Which computer brand would you be happy to use for the rest of your life?

Apple
Sony
Lenovo
Google
Alienware

39. What could be the craziest thing you could do to try to be cool?

Binge-watch my crush's favorite TV show to serve as a conversation starter
Attempt to learn how to bake
Hire a pickup artist to help me work on my lines
Take a starring role in a Broadway production
Become a stunt daredevil

40. What sport would you never tire of playing or following?

Golf
Bowling
Football
Formula One - all of the memes and commentary are great entertainment
Baseball

Conclusion

Adding a number of funny poll questions are a great way to engage and entertain people, especially if regular or formal live poll questions are a bit too normal or uninspiring to use. They also provide insights into people's sense of humour and preferences, making them useful for market research, customer feedback, and even social media engagement.

Whether it's through online surveys, text polls, or in-person events, incorporating humour into poll questions can result in higher response rates and more accurate answers. So next time you need to conduct a live poll, don't be afraid to add a little bit of humour!